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An excellent suggestion Mr Odd
...Ahem....
As a non-traumatised survivor of the now infamous "Manchester Quake of 08" I am becoming increasingly infuriated at the lack of assistance rendered by the international community...and especially the UN & EU.
Where were the mountains of tents and garden furniture on emergency standby??
Where was the army of international volunteer plasterers equipped with trowels and mortar-boards??
Where was the army of international volunteer picture-hangers to straighten our wobbly picture frames??
Abso-l-utely Nowhere.
Tis a jolly good job it's not my finger on the nuclear button.