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mel the bell

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whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« on: 22:00:21, 18/05/12 »
The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details" or putting it another way....Who's the Daddy?
 
 These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out No 10. I think it takes 1st prize and No 2 is runner up.
 
 
 
 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.
 
 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
 
 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 360 East Bolton Avenue where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.
 
 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
 
 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was imaculat and that he is the Saver risen again.
 
 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise...
 
 7. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.
 
 8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro-Disney; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom
 
 9. So much about that night is a blur, the only thing that I remember for sure is Gordon Ramsey did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 56 Miller St , mine might have remained unfertilized.
 
 10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
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Re: whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« Reply #1 on: 22:33:01, 18/05/12 »
Bimbo Alert!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: 23:33:55, 18/05/12 »
Lol.... How about she met a man who lost his undies and she was willing to give him her knickers for support like a man would give a tight top to a woman in distress to support her breasts and they both fell over during the exchange and somehow it slipped in and he ran off before she could ascertain who he was?
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« Reply #3 on: 23:48:44, 18/05/12 »
Welcome back Bert ;)
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Re: whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« Reply #4 on: 00:36:50, 19/05/12 »
Welcome back Bert ;)

Hey beautiful.  :smitten:
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« Reply #5 on: 23:13:44, 19/05/12 »
ello bert
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« Reply #6 on: 22:17:28, 20/05/12 »
 ;D ;D ;D !!!
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Re: whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« Reply #7 on: 22:36:21, 20/05/12 »
ello bert

Hiya back mel.... I hope you are doing fine.  :)
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« Reply #8 on: 22:45:54, 20/05/12 »
im doing fine dude :)
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« Reply #9 on: 22:55:50, 20/05/12 »
Mel...Can we have some more "romantic" banter between you and Celeste please...it makes me smile!!! ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 07:29:15, 21/05/12 »
 :-[
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« Reply #11 on: 08:38:04, 21/05/12 »
ooh Mel - what if  F.S. reads this forum, LordChaverly used to refer to you two as my boyfriends ;)  kinda spoilt my chances there :D
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« Reply #12 on: 10:23:03, 21/05/12 »
Heh heh

Oops sorry

*gets coat*
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« Reply #13 on: 12:19:44, 21/05/12 »
Who's FS?  Good heavens, Celeste, you seem to have even more blokes stashed away than you have handbags!   :o
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« Reply #14 on: 13:06:30, 21/05/12 »
Mel...Can we have some more "romantic" banter between you and Celeste please...it makes me smile!!! ;D
Anyway its not romantic its animal lust and sexual abandon  O0

Errrm i mean
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