I like tea.
"Shaken or stirred Ms Bond Brook Bond"?
I once went to a cafe-bar, met a woman there that said yes to a drink, then she said "If we share a bottle of wine, I will give you two tablets and you can do all you dream of doing with me!" So we shared the wine, she said, "here take these two tablets, as I want a really good night acting out your dreams on what you can do with a woman that let's anything go".
I took the two tablets and fell asleep, woken up the next morning by her fully dressed with a cuppa and a bun, and noticed at the side of the bed there was a tablet pack with Mogadon written on it.