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Makesyou

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Britishness
« on: 13:58:44, 28/03/18 »
What makes you British?

celeste

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Re: Britishness
« Reply #1 on: 14:56:25, 28/03/18 »
British way of life
All that's necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing

lozflan

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Re: Britishness
« Reply #2 on: 07:37:52, 29/03/18 »
Fairness
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Parky

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Re: Britishness
« Reply #3 on: 09:44:20, 29/03/18 »
On the sporting side , what makes you British is knowing the four national football teams will disappoint us.

lozflan

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Re: Britishness
« Reply #4 on: 11:15:10, 29/03/18 »
The ability to laugh at others and yourself.
Just watch Gogglebox.
Politicians and nappies must be changed often,and for the same reason

St Chads Lad

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Re: Britishness
« Reply #5 on: 22:05:21, 30/03/18 »
On the sporting side , what makes you British is knowing the four national football teams will disappoint us.
  Do you mean England won't win the World Cup?  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Britishness
« Reply #6 on: 11:56:38, 07/04/18 »
Culture!
Out or Nowt? Ready for Out.

GORDON WOODS

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Re: Britishness
« Reply #7 on: 21:47:15, 11/04/18 »
Having lived in the US for 20 yrs, I have some good opinions on what makes you British .

* Being able to talk without shouting over everybody else .

* Not cutting your steak into little bite size pieces, then having gripped your fork like a weapon, feeding yourself like a 3 yr old .

* Not running from the back of the queue when another checkout opens up at the supermarket .

*  Not shouting "great job" and "Way to go " whenever your kid does the most mundane of tasks ( even coming in last at something)

* Not claiming to be Irish or Scottish when your actually 4th generation American  and have only been as far as Florida.

* Not referring to a penalty as a " PK " ( penalty kick ) in a soccer game ( football to us )
 
* Not showing the Olympic beach volley ball matches just because the US are still in it, instead of the finals of the major track events if the US are out .
* Not Drinking iced tea

*Not sending your grandkids cards for valentines day !! ( what a racket )

* Not chucking out the tree and taking down the decorations the day after Christmas .

I could go on, but just makes me wish even more for a pie and a pint in a nice quiet pub  :-\

Cheers
Gordon

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Re: Britishness
« Reply #8 on: 21:59:22, 12/04/18 »
Sending your grandkids cards for Valentine's Day?


Do they really do that over the pond? :o

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Re: Britishness
« Reply #9 on: 23:12:15, 12/04/18 »
Yep !

Its the done thing to send the grandkids valentines day cards with a few dollars inside , I argue with the missus every year, but she insists its what you are expected to do !   Same with easter cards, and Halloween cards ,..one for your kids, and one for the grandkids.

Corrupt council

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Re: Britishness
« Reply #10 on: 07:34:20, 28/04/18 »
Being british is always a high standard when observing ourselves.


Being British as observed by the rest of the world is.


Racist
Drag acts
Self important
Moaning
Shop keepers
Misplaced national pride
Bad teeth
Poor hygenie
Welfare depending
Pampered
Poor education
BBC
Not knowing history


This is a genralisation not a scientific survey.











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Parky

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Re: Britishness
« Reply #11 on: 09:44:31, 28/04/18 »
And yet people still want to come here ::)

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Re: Britishness
« Reply #12 on: 09:47:29, 28/04/18 »
Being a proud Brit I drive a German car ,to an Irish pub,I drink belgium beer,go home and sit on a sofa made in swedan ,watching american tv shows on a TV made in Korea,eating a indian ready meal bought from a German supermarket, turn on the heating I pay a French company for supplying me with Russian gas.i get on a train owned by the Swiss govermant to go to work for a firm owned by an American selling products made in china. I get sick and see my Pakistan born Dr I get a prescription and the Spanish chemist dispenses the drug made in America. My bins are emptied by a firm based in Ireland,I buy a book online and the American company pays the tax to Luxembourg as does my American cappacino I bought in the high street.


Proud to be British?
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Re: Britishness
« Reply #13 on: 09:52:28, 28/04/18 »
And yet people still want to come here ::)


Yes they do but they don't assimilate. Now you know why!
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Parky

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Re: Britishness
« Reply #14 on: 11:47:18, 28/04/18 »

Yes they do but they don't assimilate. Now you know why!
that’s not really true though is it ?.