Speed Dating in South Manchester & Cheshire

[niagra]

Looking for a different kind of night out?  Then why not try Speed Dating.  You get to meet up to 20 new people in one night!  The love of your life could be just one click away!  Come and join us at one of South Manchester's newest and best speed dating parties.  Visit www.dreamdatinguk.co.uk.  See you there! 

[Roy H]

Followed by speed humps hopefully?.......... 

[Christopher]

If anyone goes to one of these Speed Dating events would you please submit a report to the Forum. I'd be most interested to learn more without the trouble of attending such an event myself. If possible please include a few pictures.

Many thanks in anticipation.

Christopher

[Lester_Bigot]

Whats the birds like on these event?

If there any good, I may have a go.  If its full of dogs, then I may as well have a night at the greyhound racing track

STANDARDS, scores on the doors??? ratings for the ladys..

ie when I'm dating these women will I be    or       or    or    or if its a munter, I'll be 

[Wytchfynder]

Whats the birds like on these event?

If there any good, I may have a go.  If its full of dogs, then I may as well have a night at the greyhound racing track

I'd imagine the overall standard of the punters is fairly ropey.

Probably wise to bring a barrel-scraper.

I recall having the misfortune to 'be the taxi home' for one of my sisters at her local singles night.

Sat outside in the car park waiting for her and seeing the 'local talent' exit brings back some grotesque memories
 

 

[Paulbwfc]

I don't think that any talent that's available would actually be all that bad. I was a tag along for a friend to a speed dating night at the printworks a while ago n I was rather tempted me self to join in.   If anything though its a little give and take, mixed bag so to say.  u get both ends of the stick, Good & Bad.  It would be a good idea though 

[Wytchfynder]

If anything though its a little give and take, mixed bag so to say.  u get both ends of the stick, Good & Bad.  It would be a good idea though 

Aye, quite possibly, if one attends such things with no great expectations and in the 'just going along for a laugh' type spirit, it might make for a change from the usual night out.

My judgement still remains clouded by the grotesque memory of sitting in the car park observing growler upon growler exit  the building.   




Good business for the floor-strengthening industry no doubt 

[Paulbwfc]

I suppose it would make a change from the usual night out but i can just barely imagine the thought of waiting outside watching the extremelly little talent that there is coming out and then seing wave after wave of Rick Waller wannabe's literally running (if they can!) for the nearest kebab house or pizza shop! 

Take it your sister had a good night then

[FluffyBunny]

Funny how it appears that only men replying to this thread have been to these nights by 'accident, demand or proxy' have an opinion. Innit?

[Paulbwfc]

Oh yeah, only men ha ha didnt notice really.  whats ur opinion then fluffybunny?
Oh yeah hello to u tooo btw x

[FluffyBunny]

Cheers Love, welcome to the funny farm.

Speed-dating - not my thing really as I tend to do when I'm out anyway so why pay to do it and why advertise yourself as a 'last chance saloon' desperado?

[Paulbwfc]

good thought that bunny, I advertise me self when im out too mainly, just act me self    and as an added bonus u get to last longer than a few minutes per person

[Wytchfynder]

I suppose it would make a change from the usual night out but i can just barely imagine the thought of waiting outside watching the extremelly little talent that there is coming out

Indeed!! Truly Shocking!!

Twas many moons ago but those memories are deeply painful and have created a 'mental wound' that may never heal.

Take it your sister had a good night then

Alas ole sis emerged empty-handed having found no suitable beau.




Unlike her friend who emerged ten minutes later from round the back of a skip 


Class Act....Not!! 

[Paulbwfc]

Indeed!! Truly Shocking!!

Twas many moons ago but those memories are deeply painful and have created a 'mental wound' that may never heal.

Alas ole sis emerged empty-handed having found no suitable beau.




Unlike her friend who emerged ten minutes later from round the back of a skip 


Class Act....Not!! 

And her friend emerged from round the back of the skip looking like a something out of the x-files all stick thin like Victoria Beckham . . .  Must of been all that extra weight pressing against her while Mr Waller was trying to find Mr Twinkie n get it up (Blue pills recomennded buddy!)
 
U Know what, imagine if u actually let someone like Rick Waller or Johnny Vegas get on top of ya . .  You would have a permanent imprint on your bed . .  & It could save the NHS Millions on fat removal surgeries . . 

Doc:  "Right Mr Vegas/Waller (Insert name of anyone else lol!!!)  just jump on top of the patient as hard as you can.  This wont hurt a bit"

[Wytchfynder]

Seemed a clear-cut case of "Cruelty to Skips"   

Yer average skip doesn't deserve to have that sort of sordid nonsense carrying on nearby.

This 'speed-dating' craze might be alright for a bit of a laugh, but I doubt a chap will find serious girlfriend potential from a woman armed to the teeth with other geezers phone numbers.

Somewhat like dating the local slapper in the boozer...only a fool takes em seriously.



Or he's got a 'thing' for skips!!