Limp Dum manifesto, if anyone can be bothered.
Make misogyny a hate crime.
Give every disabled person the right to work from home if they want to, unless there are significant business reasons why it is not possible. So no one goes into work…
Ending the gender price gap so that women are not charged more than men for practically identical products or services marketed at them. The “gender price gap” is largely an invention of breathless campaigners…
Reform the gender recognition process to remove the requirement for medical reports, recognise non-binary identities in law, and remove the spousal veto. How will the LibDems decide which non-binary identities to recognise?
Requiring large employers to monitor and publish data on gender, ethnicity, disability, and LGBT+ employment levels, pay gaps and progression, and publish five-year aspirational diversity targets. Forcing employees to report their sexuality to their boss doesn’t sound too liberal…
Giving 16- and 17-year-olds the right to vote in UK general elections and referendums, and local elections in England. It’ll be 14 year-olds soon enough…
Enabling all UK citizens living abroad to vote for MPs in separate overseas constituencies, and to participate in UK referendums. So we can get an MP for the south of France?
Restoring to Parliament – instead of the Prime Minister alone – the power to call and set the date of an early general election. Parliamentary rebellions would have much higher stakes…
Establishing national and local citizens’ assemblies to ensure that the public are fully engaged in finding solutions to the greatest challenges we face, such as tackling the climate emergency and the use of artificial intelligence and algorithms by the state.
Introduce new rules to ensure that a Prime Minister must have served for at least one year before becoming eligible to access the Public Duty Cost Allowance fund. Arbitrary…
Ensure that Ministers receive annual training to prevent sleaze. Imagine that classroom…
Requiring that all Ministers’ instant-messaging conversations involving government business must be placed on the departmental record. Ensuring that a record of all lobbying of Ministers via instant messages, emails, letters and phone calls is published as part of quarterly transparency releases. That would make for entertaining reading…
Mandating the provision of televised leaders’ debates in general elections, based on rules produced by Ofcom.
Creating a distinct legal jurisdiction for Wales to reflect the growing divergence in law as a result of devolution. Pointless…
Taking initial unilateral steps to rebuild the relationship with the EU, starting by declaring a fundamental change in the UK’s approach and improving channels for foreign policy cooperation – seeking to join the Single Market.
Encourage employers to promote employee ownership by giving staff in listed companies with more than 250 employees a right to request shares, to be held in trust for the benefit of employees. Sounds like it would be just as easy to reject those requests…
Ensure that all large companies have a formal statement of corporate purpose, including considerations such as employee welfare, environmental standards, community benefit and ethical practice, alongside benefit to shareholders, and that they report formally on the wider impact of the business on society and the environment. Just as the corporate world starts to turn against ESG the LibDems want to enshrine it in law…
Setting a 20% higher minimum wage for people on zero-hour contracts at times of normal demand to compensate them for the uncertainty of fluctuating hours of work. Who decides “normal demand”?
Immediately requiring all new homes and non-domestic buildings to be built to a zero-carbon standard, including being fitted with solar panels, and progressively increasing standards as technology improves.
Requiring all large companies listed on UK stock exchanges to set targets consistent with achieving the net zero goal, and to report on their progress.
Taking an evidence-led approach to preventing and treating eating disorders, and challenging damaging stigma about weight. Are they going to make “fatphobia” a crime?
Extending the soft drinks levy to juice-based and milk-based drinks that are high in added sugar. The apple juice and milkshake tax?
Appoint a Cabinet Minister for Children and Young People. More politicians is never the answer…
Introducing a ‘Toddler Top-Up’: an enhanced rate of Child Benefit for one-year olds.
Tackle child poverty by removing the two-child limit and the benefit cap. A gargantuan expansion of the benefits bill…
Creating a new Online Crime Agency to effectively tackle illegal content and activity online, such as personal fraud, revenge porn and threats and incitement to violence on social media. Cybercops…
Giving local environmental groups a place on water companies’ boards. That’ll be entertaining…
Requiring large businesses to publish transition plans to become nature positive across their activities and supply chains. Drowning in paperwork – poor trees…
Introducing a deposit return scheme for food and drink bottles and containers. Replicating the SNP’s disastrous failed scheme in Scotland…
Aiming for the complete elimination of non-recyclable single-use plastics within three years and replacing them with affordable alternatives.
Improving standards of animal health and welfare in agriculture, including a ban on caged hens. Make chicken expensive again…
Giving local authorities, including National Park Authorities, the powers to end Right to Buy in their areas. Expect Rayner to hit back hard on this one…
Reforming the taxation of international flights to focus on those who fly the most, while reducing costs for ordinary households who take one or two international return flights per year.
Banning short domestic flights where a direct rail option taking less than 2.5 hours is available for the same journey, unless planes are alternative-fuelled. That’ll fix crowded trains…
Placing a moratorium on net airport expansion until a national capacity and emissions management framework is in place, and opposing the expansion of Heathrow, Gatwick, Luton, Stansted or London City airports and any new airport in the Thames Estuary. The NIMBY paradise…
Require at least 80% of on-demand TV content to be subtitled, 10% audio-described and 5% signed.
Requiring all football clubs to have equality, diversity and inclusion action plans.
Establish a firewall to prevent public agencies from sharing personal information with the Home Office for the purposes of immigration enforcement and repeal the immigration exemption in the Data Protection Act. Once they’re in, make sure we lose them…