Having been button-holed by my elderly doddery neighbour and earwax duly melted with "the end is nigh" type nonsense....'damage inspection' completed for pointless neighbourly property comparison purposes.....
100% intact property, no 'movement' of baubles or chattels....nowt.
One can only conclude that the terrified neighbour enduring the newly created crack in the kitchen wall is a victim of shoddy plastering work.