you're always guaranteed to get a seat.
seats, sitting down, all-seaters, and all that nonsense are a modern curse and detract greatly from the 'authentic' spectator experience of standing.
Standing up, freezing cold, lukewarm half-time Bovril and hurling verbal at the donkey cloggers on the pitch
Enough with the multi-millionairres mincing about on bowling-green standard pretty pitches in virtually silent stadiums.
Bring back standing!!
