I managed to smuggle myself into Lancashire from Yorkshire in 1951, but it was easy then, and I’ve been here for so long that very few people can recognise that I still have, in part, a Yorkshire accent.
Seriously, apart from all the talk about free this, that and the other, an illegal immigrant must constantly struggle to make a decent living if he/she is constantly looking fearfully over one shoulder.
If this is the case, the United Kingdom must be a far better place to come to than anywhere else in Europe.