Anybody... home?

[celeste]

i don't know , you could pm her

[village_idiot]

Luna i have family that lives in Timperly
I remember going to kersall rugby club dances on a sat night when i wore a younger mans clothes
Village idiot

[celeste]

Luna said she was kidding when she said she lives in Timperley

[village_idiot]

joking ya not allowed to joke in here i will see chris and have yas all burnt at the stake
Frivolity is not acceptable
village idiot

[celeste]

frivolity and flirting the spice of life, are married men allowed to do it  hahaha

[village_idiot]

i do it 24/7
nothing wrong in doing that
village idiot

[celeste]

as long as your wife has hold of your shirttails

[Luna]

joking ya not allowed to joke in here i will see chris and have yas all burnt at the stake
Frivolity is not acceptable
village idiot

SORRY!!

[village_idiot]

I flirted with the sheila accross the road this evening i was outside watering the lawn (35deg celcious ) and i soaked her top
She took it off and stood there in just her bra watering the flowers taking every opportunity to bend ova as i was watching with me tongue hanging out  hahahahah
I said soak me trousers and i wil let ya see me  [censored]
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[celeste]

0f course she declined

[village_idiot]

she declined cos she is a bloody kiwi sheila
kiwi sheilas dont understand an offer they cant refuse 
I asked her if she was ok and she said in a deep voice
I am programmed to water the garden
I am programmed to water the garden
I am programmed to water the garden
I gave up and went inside
village idiot

[celeste]

 

[village_idiot]

I am thinking of moving in the new year i might even set up base in the south of old blighty
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[celeste]

Do we send the warning out now?

[village_idiot]

Celeste the lovely lady that you are
I dont beleive it will affect you in any way shape or form but then again i may move to Timperly back to my old offices just 10 mins off  manchester airport mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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