Author Topic: Where there is a forum, why do a lot of people not use it?  (Read 33348 times)

Kiwi

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I will do but not now i am going to work shortly then i am away for 4 days on business so it will be next week sometime
village idiot

Quick, let's talk about him while his backs turned  ;D

Here's a kiwi/aussie joke.......



A KIWI BLOKE WAS ON EARTH DOING THE HAKA.....


Meanwhile somewhere in space Aliens were watching this unusual dance.
KAMATE KAMATE KA-ORA KA-ORA......

The Aliens were very interested in what must be going through his mind right at this moment and they wanted to see what would happen if they would take a part of his brain away without him even knowing!! So with the Aliens high-technology they sent a laser beam down that hit the Kiwi blokes head and took a part of his brain away. The Aliens then sat back to see what would happen....
KA-MATE KA-MATE, KA-ORA KA-ORA.......

???WHAT THE???
The Aliens were amazed with what they were seeing so they decided to send the beam down and take another part of his brain????.The Aliens watched on.
KA-MATE KA-MATE KA-ORA KA-ORA......

???WHAT THE???
The Aliens then figured these kiwis must be very clever people even with half a brain. So they wanted to see what would happen if they took the remainder of his brain away and left him with no knowledge what so ever! So with a push of a button the Aliens sent the beam down which took the final part of the Kiwis brain. Now surely he won't know anything at all, he should be too dumb to do anything now?

So the Aliens watched on as the bloke with no brains left then started singing,
WALTZING MATILDA, WALTZING MATILDA..........
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Luna

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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Tuesday

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Still no sign of peterw then??? Not masquerading as 'Luna' is he??? ::)
"I'll think about it tomorrow", Scarlett O'Hara (Gone with the Wind.)

Luna

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Who is peterw??? (apart from the Author of this topic??) I promise he is not me...and I am not him!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Even if you miss it you will land among the Stars.

celeste

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thank goodness for something :D
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Kiwi

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Shhhhhhh!! don't tell anyone but, peterw is actually the real Mr Smith and is currently in Orstraylia hunting down village eedjit  ;D
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celeste

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peterw - originally from Sheffield but lives in Whitefield (since 1951) very busy has just come back from Oklahoma on business and he is in his seventies, now posts on Sheffield forum which is very busy like him, was virtually the only person who posted on here when i joined - kiwi, the last person he would be with is village (for some strange reason  :D)
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Luna

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But strange things do sometimes happen (cue 'spooky' music!)
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celeste

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did you know there is a spooky forum,  cheshire/merseysidespooky forum, not very busy in fact a bit like a "ghosttown" :D
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celeste

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i have been on the Sheffield forum and peterw's last post was about f*r*ing  - would you believe it :D :D :D
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Tuesday

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A lot of hot air???? ;D
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celeste

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glad you got it, the inference i mean :D
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Tuesday

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Celeste...you don't think we are turning peterw into a MCF Icon do you? ;)
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celeste

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he would fit the bill wouldn't he?
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Tuesday

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He will soon.....to reach iconic status you need to be talked about with no response!! The Dictionary says..."anybody or anything uncritically admired".
(I really need to get a life!! ;D ;D)
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