I just got home from a party with my lovely wife who is now in the land of nod, blissfully unaware that I've just put my elbow through her prized mirror made by her son. Not just any mirror though, this [censored] had to be 3 foot square, leaded, flowered, autographed, poncified, with all the trimmings a son puts into things made for his mum. You got it! Everything you wouldn't have in your own home, but good enough to hang in your mums hallway for the next 50 years. Anyway.. I've knacked it , big style..
I'm not normally squeamish, but in less than eight hours my darling princess is gonna wake up and turn into that fire breathing dragon we all read about but never really believe exists.
UNLESS!!
1. Some kind soul out there in t'interwebland happens to know somebody who does repairs to mirrors. (Ive trawled for two hours without much success, pity it wasn't a car wing mirror)
2. Some kind soul out there in t'interwebland has a deep deep hole next to a KFC where I can hide out for a while til the earths core cools a bit.
Any useful suggestions would be greatly appreciated. As you can imagine, time is of the essence ....
Gotta go now .. the monster is stirring .. my fate is in your hands .. Hurry!!