The PARANORMAL

[celeste]

It's coming up to Halloween so anyone got any ghost stories, experiences or know anyone who has,  do you watch MOST HAUNTED, are you a sceptic, please tell

[TELENY]

This maybe very simple celeste, but, what do you reckon is a GHOST, exactly?!

I'm just climbing under my duvet as soon as I've posted this 

[celeste]

THE GHOST OF TELENY PAST - obviously 

[TELENY]

LOL at celeste!! 

Actually, I think my personality is more suited to rattling Jacob Marley's ball and chains!!?

EEEEEEEBENEZER . . . EEEEEEEBENEZER . . . OOOOH woe am I !!!! 

[celeste]

ooh TELENY - BRING IT ON 

[Christopher]

A ghost is an unhappy soul ..possibly that of a person who died before their alloted time on this earth. 

[celeste]

TELENY - who is Jacob Marley?

[celeste]

oh i remember - a Charles Dickens character

[TELENY]

I think he was Ebenezer Scrooges busines partner and fellow miser.

The character should be played in a very camp, over-the-top manner - a sort of Dickensian Kenneth Williams . . . "Ooh, woe is me . . . oooooh matron!!!" 
(You get the picture)?!!

[celeste]

have you done any acting then TELENY?

[TELENY]

Not in any professional capacity . . . (as you might have gathered) ! 

[celeste]

i can't get the vision of you and your coconut shells out of my mind

[TELENY]

I'm very versatile with props !? 

In addition, my voice has been professionally trained . . . as a matter of fact, they laid newspapers down for it !?!   

(The last joke is was brought to you courtesy of Mr Ken Dodd - who, still, has not received a knighthood).

[celeste]

you're very versatile with props are you, limbo dancing?

[Christopher]

TELENY, do you think Mr Ken Dodd would call himself Sir Ken Dodd of Diddyland Oh it's only Lords
who add a placename. Ken would just be Sir Ken. Lord Dodd of Diddyland sounds good though