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TELENY

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« Reply #15 on: 11:45:00, 27/10/06 »


celeste - I would do limbo dancing . . . can't find any limbos, though!?  :-[ ???
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« Reply #16 on: 11:54:14, 27/10/06 »


christopher . . . if ken wants to put a place name after his 'Sir', he should be allowed to do so . . . blokes a treasure.

I quite fancy Sir Ken Dodd of Shuffty . . . (OK, I know Shuffty is not a place - but, it should be!)

What about Dame Celeste of Random Post !?

Lord Peterw of Sheffield Forum !

Lord Christopher of Monks Habit !
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« Reply #17 on: 16:40:39, 27/10/06 »
How tickled I am to receive a reply :D What a wonderful day for posting messages TELENY.
Life is tattyfilarious. Indeed where would we be without Ken and the Diddymen of Knotty Ash?
Not only is Ken a great comic he has a marvelous voice and has sung nineteen Top 40 hits.
Tears was a chart topper. That's not too bad for a comedian.
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TELENY

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« Reply #18 on: 17:36:11, 27/10/06 »


By the way, I think we should all make a promise to each other not to drift from the subject-matter of the threat . . . its great for psycho-analysts, but, how the the hell did we get from the paranormal to ken Dodd?!

Oh, hang on . . . I've just read back . . . I think it was me - SORRY !  :-[
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« Reply #19 on: 01:43:06, 28/10/06 »
Quote from: TELENY on 13:40:10, 26/10/06


I'm very versatile with props !?  ;D

In addition, my voice has been professionally trained . . . as a matter of fact, they laid newspapers down for it !?!  :D 

(The last joke is was brought to you courtesy of Mr Ken Dodd - who, still, has not received a knighthood).

And isn’t likely to be knighted with his funniest joke being the one about the Liverpool comedian up in court for allegedly evading taxes and being tried in a Liverpool court with a jury of Liverpudlians!
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« Reply #20 on: 08:49:49, 28/10/06 »
are you doubting our national jury system!!!
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TELENY

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« Reply #21 on: 15:45:19, 28/10/06 »


The best advice Ken Dodd ever gave was uttered in the High Court when he was accused of not paying his taxes . . . "never trust an accountant who wears mittens" !!   :D

The best comedy comes from adversity.
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« Reply #22 on: 16:55:13, 28/10/06 »
you're back on Ken Dodd again
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« Reply #23 on: 19:59:32, 28/10/06 »
Quote from: celeste on 16:55:13, 28/10/06
you're back on Ken Dodd again
Nooooooo mustn't write it....but it's sooooo tempting!! ;D ;D
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« Reply #24 on: 23:35:11, 28/10/06 »
write it Sue
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« Reply #25 on: 07:16:15, 29/10/06 »
Quote from: celeste on 23:35:11, 28/10/06
write it Sue
Better Not ;D...Here's a pic instead.........
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« Reply #26 on: 09:14:42, 29/10/06 »
i must see the doctor :D
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TELENY

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« Reply #27 on: 09:28:50, 29/10/06 »


Just to put things back on track, I've read that some local authorities are planning to 'get tough' this Halloween with 'trick or treating'.

Most people have no objections to 5 - 10 year olds knocking on your door . . . (accompanied by the parents, ofcourse) . . . but there is nothing more intimidating than to open the door and see a pack of 18 - 25 year olds with ill-fitting costumes asking for money!?

What kind of mentality produces this infantile behaviour in people that are, virtually, adults?
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« Reply #28 on: 09:34:08, 29/10/06 »
MUST GET MY WATER PISTOL READY (THEN SIT ON THE NAUGHTY STEP) :D
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« Reply #29 on: 17:58:46, 29/10/06 »
Halloween is very popular in America...personally I think that allowing children out after dark to knock on complete stranger's doors and demanding sweets is just asking for trouble!!
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