36 years ago I signed the official secrets act as a pre-requisite of my job in the British Army where I worked in communications, to this day I am still forbidden to enter any former communist bloc countries. The KGB and Stasi are still very active and would probably like to have a little 'chat' with me to confirm what they most definately have on file about me is correct.
I wasn't part of Ultimate Farce, far from it, but like most I still take my personal security seriously.
And anyway, If i told you anymore, I'd have to kill you
