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sheilanz

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Re: whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« Reply #30 on: 05:49:41, 23/05/12 »
I have asked this before, please remind me What is Sex   I thought it was what we got potatoes in

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Re: whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« Reply #31 on: 06:50:42, 23/05/12 »
Isn't it?  That's why it's called 'the sack'
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Re: whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« Reply #32 on: 09:46:09, 23/05/12 »
Here's how to speak New Zealand (Noo Zild)

Say out loud for full effect!

Milburn - capital of Victoria
Peck - to fill a suitcase
[censored] aside - chemical which kills insects
Pigs - for hanging out washing with
Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
Pug - large animal with a curly tail
Nin tin dough - computer game
Munner stroney - soup
Min - male of the species
Mess Kara - eye makeup
McKennock - person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
Leather - foam produced from soap
Lift - departed
Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
Kittle crusps - potato chips
Ken's - Cairns
Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
Inner me - enemy
Guess - vapour
Fush - marine creatures
Fitter cheney - type of pasta
Ever cardeau - avocado
Fear hear - blonde
Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
Duffy cult - not easy
Amejen - visualise
Day old chuck - very young poultry
Bug hut - popular recording
Bun button - been bitten by insect
Beard - a place to sleep
Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
Ear New Zulland - an airline
Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
One Doze - well known computer program
Brudge - structure spanning a stream
Sex - one less than sivven
Tin - one more than nine
Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
Earplane - large flying machine
Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport
Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft
Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
Cuds - children
Pits - domestic animals
Cuttin - baby cat
Munce - usually served on toast
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Re: whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« Reply #33 on: 11:04:50, 23/05/12 »
 ;D Like that Kiwi. xxxx
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Re: whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« Reply #34 on: 11:05:43, 23/05/12 »
I have asked this before, please remind me What is Sex   I thought it was what we got potatoes in
Very good Sheila and Celeste :D :D xx
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Re: whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« Reply #35 on: 15:31:22, 23/05/12 »
Not forgetting 'hit the sack' O0 :D
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Re: whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« Reply #36 on: 18:19:54, 23/05/12 »
Not forgetting 'hit the sack' O0 :D

ok if you insist, bit early but........
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Re: whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« Reply #37 on: 18:32:20, 23/05/12 »
Well I don't know how long it takes you to warm up :P :D
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Re: whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« Reply #38 on: 20:05:35, 23/05/12 »
Well I don't know how long it takes you to warm up :P :D
not long with you  :-[
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Re: whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« Reply #39 on: 20:09:41, 23/05/12 »
Well I was intending to put the bunting out but I've come all over unnecessary now ;D
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Re: whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« Reply #40 on: 20:39:34, 23/05/12 »
heh heh good :P
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« Reply #41 on: 20:44:55, 23/05/12 »
Oh Behave 8)
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Re: whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« Reply #42 on: 21:30:37, 23/05/12 »
You are setting out to embarrass the old lady are,n t  you                  Well it wo werk  cos Ive bin there
dun that..  Just pack it in and go get a room

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Re: whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« Reply #43 on: 21:35:53, 23/05/12 »
You are setting out to embarrass the old lady are,n t  you                  Well it wo werk  cos Ive bin there
dun that..  Just pack it in and go get a room
It's all pinxy's fault she likes the banter and Mels for being up for it - not mine  not mine  not mine
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Re: whos the daddy? Manchester women replies
« Reply #44 on: 22:49:52, 23/05/12 »
You are setting out to embarrass the old lady are,n t  you                  Well it wo werk  cos Ive bin there
dun that..  Just pack it in and go get a room
sorry, its celeste, she just brings out the nortyness in me

*goes to sit on the norty step and thinks about what hes done*
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