As a resident of manchester I want to move to country but it must have

[Corrupt council]

I want to know what country in the Eu/ world will welcome me with open arms.


I have no skills for employment so may be unemployed for a long time so I will need welfare to sustain me.


Also I will need some where to live so I will need a roof over my head and my 6 kids. Plus I will be bringing my ageing parents.


Now my ageing parents are getting on so they will need care , plus they will need hospital treatment.


So I will need medicine free, I have a hip problem so will need an operation in the near future . I have no money so I am afraid the state will have to pay for that.


I will also need a means of transport so do any country's do mobility allowance so I can ferry my unemployed family around.


I will need  my kids educating while they are there so I want free schooling , if the schools are over subscribed then I want the state to move me into the catchment area of a good one.


Won't be looking for work while I am settling in for the first few years need to get the family settled first and formost . It's me that's the important one don't forget.


 I should like to recive benefits  and I need a care allowance for looking after my own parents.


I will also hope to get child benefit , my kids will be returning to manchester but I don't want the child benefit stopping.
They will return with me on a regular basis maybe for a month at a time but I don't want my benefits being looked at for the time I am out of my new found country.


Is there any country's out there can give me these benefits?


If so I am ready and willing to move as soon as possible.

Also I want to move to an area that's is almost all British , not to keen on moving in near foreigners I  need lots of shops that sell stuff from the uk.


Don't want any foreign food and I need a British bank to put my benefits into.


I also have some religious beliefs that must be observed by you , I eat pork and bacon. So this must be on the school menu for my kids I don't like halal so none of that for me or my children.


And lessons must be provided in English.


I have human rights you know


By the way I'm not very good at learning new languages so don't expect me to try and blend into your culture I like Britishness none of that foreign lingo for me thankyou very much.

[celeste]

I think Sheila may have the answers

[Corrupt council]

All she does is complain about the weather , she's a true Brit !

[celeste]

Got used to the weather now, at least we don't have hurricanes and earthquakes

[Corrupt council]

Or great white sharks

[sheilanz]

Firstly after numerous tests, Xray, Dental visits
interviews, making sure we had a job, that the children had not neglected their education
that we had over $6000 in the bank,no other
dependants,references from the Church and
previous employers WE got Accepted for NZ
Secondly, education is not freehere we paid
an annual fee, paid for books and any other
things stipulated by the School,trips or extra
lessons....Plus two uniforms one for Summerand one for Winter.
Next my Mother in law came here on Family
reunification scheme BUT WE had to prove she
would,nt be a drain on the country,that we could
provide for her if necessary......
One could become a New Zealander 2 years after
you had arrived ,again having to prove you could
answer all the questions by the JP,and know the
words to God Defend NZ..and various laws etc,
Speak Engish, well we here have to languages
Maori and English both are acceptable in company
IF you are Dutch/Polish/SAffican then you speak
that language between yourselves ENGLISH
in mixed company
Most of the sea round NZ is safe from sharks
tho yes there are a fair few types here...
Remember the sea is a she and is moody at times.
This is NOT an unfriendly country but one has
to accept the way of life,dead easy cos its nice and
slow and relaxed, ok not in the big cities but
onthe whole.
Oh yes the Islanders, Samoan/Rarotonhan/Tongan
Fijian/ etc all have their own dialects but mainly
speak a pidgeon Engklsh,some of them are under
the cloak of NZ and are counted as Nzrs others
like myself are Permanent Residents.Son and
Daughter have taken out Citizenship,Grand children
and Great Grand are of course Nzrs,born here
 
Right any questions if I can answer them I will
cos I DO know more than the weather news

[Churchmouse]

If you come to the United States you can have all of that. Plus, If you are poor, you get a free Obama cellphone (A billion dollar year program)with free minutes. And her's a bonus. If you can get some other poor person to apply for a phone you get extra free minutes. It's easy to fool the government. One woman was found to have 64 phones. Come to the USA. You've hit the jackpot.

[Corrupt council]

What's this phone nonsense church mouse?

[Corrupt council]

Shilenz read your lengthy reply , one question after reading my list of must haves would I be welcomed to New Zealand ?

[sheilanz]

No Not with your bolshie attitude,
 
we as i said are quiet,laid back population
 
and raise our own stirrers without importing them
 
btw   my name is    S h e i l a  nz..not Shilenz

[celeste]

I must find a Youtube of Jona Lomu doing the haka, what does he do now Sheila, is he a presenter?

[sheilanz]

Jona Lomu  does,nt play as you might guess,I believe he is a happily married man with a couple of children,not sure about that.He does a lot
ofCharity work but is ,nt a well man so in,nt
in the news very much these days

[celeste]

Thanks Sheila, I do hope his health improves

[celeste]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GpTsPNwwms
I find this quite stimulating, motivating and exciting

[celeste]

I was not referring to what you thought of me but to the requirements list at the very top of the thread.

I think she answered that CC