I always have a pocket pack of paper hankies and a small bottle of hand sanitiser about my person. I think I really would rather die than wipe any part of my person on newspaper......
That'd make it cannibalism as well as grossly unhygienic and reckless on the calorie and cholesterol front...... Is it any wonder I am single?
Evidently, Cakes doesn't like to live dangerously
Like many women of my generation, I have simply worked out that you don't actually have to keep a pig in the house if all you want is the occasional sausage roll...... But tissues were invented back in the 1920's - so you must be....... erm, well, somewhat senior....
Sorry, couldn't eat Thumper, and I don't think I could eat veal either and I certainly have never eaten tongue after I was informed it was a real tongue