Things we nearly did.

[john carrington]

Myra the blond in the picture, an ex girl friend wanted us to buy this Spanish bar. She's from Dundee half the time I couldn't tell what she was saying so I passed now inn light of my knackered bones perhaps that was a big mistake..............

[celeste]

I think you should try and patch it up - be wary of saying 'yes dear' to everything though   and let her do all the bottle carrying and barrel carrying too!

[Wytchfynder]

What a great idea for a thread  Everyones gonna have to be circumspect though as CIA and GCHQ are probably reading this 

[celeste]

Not as interesting as what I read this morning

[john carrington]

Celeste, are you trying to get rid of me off here?    That's the second woman in a week you have tried to pair me off with..............LOL..............Anyway after the bar thing I took up graffiti removal, and sand blasting ect.
That's my van below still in Marbella, my car is in Torrivieja unless Myra has trashed it I said she could use while she stayed at home near mine.............Not heard from her in a very long time, I know I'm losing the plot, it might be that cerebral goo that's oozing out of 6th vertebrae ...................... ...........LOL   

[Wytchfynder]

A bloke who pulls women whilst driving a sand blasting van gets extra man points. 

[celeste]

Quote:Celeste, are you trying to get rid of me off here?    That's the second woman in a week you have tried to pair me off with..............LOL..............Anyway after the bar thing I took up graffiti removal, and sand blasting ect.
 
Who was the first woman then?  No I'm not trying anything of the sort, so don't dare leave me - I take things like that very personally as someone whose name we won't mention (but isn't on here atm) knows -    - that's for him
 
Now then, maybe you have noticed I have an interest in moneymaking invention ideas - nearly got a patent - so I thought of one for graffiti removal, of course I'm not telling anyone

[celeste]

A bloke who pulls women whilst driving a sand blasting van gets extra man points. 

Well he'd need to 

[Cupcake]

Man points?  If you get enough of those, can you exchange them for a toaster or something?
 
I nearly got on the bus to go into Warrington to buy some tights from Boots the day the IRA blew it up.   One of my better decisions not to, as decisions go.

[john carrington]

 

Quote:Celeste, are you trying to get rid of me off here?    That's the second woman in a week you have tried to pair me off with..............LOL..............Anyway after the bar thing I took up graffiti removal, and sand blasting ect.
 
Who was the first woman then?  No I'm not trying anything of the sort, so don't dare leave me - I take things like that very personally as someone whose name we won't mention (but isn't on here atm) knows -    - that's for him
 
Now then, maybe you have noticed I have an interest in moneymaking invention ideas - nearly got a patent - so I thought of one for graffiti removal, of course I'm not telling anyone

[celeste]

 
John I couldn't see your reply you've just quoted what we already posted

[john carrington]

Oops sorry about that hope you don't mind if I  PM you.........Feeling a little on public display 

[Adsum]

"I nearly got on the bus to go into Warrington to buy some tights from Boots the day the IRA blew it up.   One of my better decisions not to, as decisions go."
 
 
 
 
I don't know what a psychiatrist would make of me. I was driving my cab in Manchester and was about 400 yards away when the big IRA bomb went off. There was a tremendous explosion which rocked the cab and blew all of the windows out of the offices and shops where I was. Within about 2 seconds of the explosion and before the dust had settled. I blurted out at the top of my voice. [censored]***G  H*LL, We're going to be busy today!!! Luckily I was on my own in the cab at the time. 

[john carrington]

And Interpol & the home office they both distrust me..

What a great idea for a thread  Everyones gonna have to be circumspect though as CIA and GCHQ are probably reading this 

[john carrington]

Wow you have strong nerves, I felt and heard the blast in Moston in fact the shock wave triggered Barclays alarm also in Moston.

"I nearly got on the bus to go into Warrington to buy some tights from Boots the day the IRA blew it up.   One of my better decisions not to, as decisions go."
 
 
 
 
I don't know what a psychiatrist would make of me. I was driving my cab in Manchester and was about 400 yards away when the big IRA bomb went off. There was a tremendous explosion which rocked the cab and blew all of the windows out of the offices and shops where I was. Within about 2 seconds of the explosion and before the dust had settled. I blurted out at the top of my voice. [censored]***G  H*LL, We're going to be busy today!!! Luckily I was on my own in the cab at the time.