Things we nearly did.

[john carrington]

Man in sand blaster van struggles to pull a pint LOL...

Well he'd need to 

[john carrington]

And another thing I purchased that domain, gumptiononline.co.uk and it seem the web fairy's stole it. I can't remember who I bought it off. Only the fact that he was gay and from Holland     

Quote:Celeste, are you trying to get rid of me off here?    That's the second woman in a week you have tried to pair me off with..............LOL..............Anyway after the bar thing I took up graffiti removal, and sand blasting ect.
 
Who was the first woman then?  No I'm not trying anything of the sort, so don't dare leave me - I take things like that very personally as someone whose name we won't mention (but isn't on here atm) knows -    - that's for him
 
Now then, maybe you have noticed I have an interest in moneymaking invention ideas - nearly got a patent - so I thought of one for graffiti removal, of course I'm not telling anyone

[Cupcake]

Dunno about yours, but my mate asked the original developer for the server access codes to get his website redone and updated, only to be refused access as he hadn't bought the domain at all, it was registered to the developer.  What my mate had bought was exclusive use of the space and name.   Choice of paying the developer to do the new stuff or starting again from scratch with a new domain.   

[john carrington]

Thanks C.C. at the time I had so much going on I didn't give it my full attention. I have little use for it now, but as I thought I owned it I might of sold it on..........

[julie]

John your signature is a killer literally it's damn funny

[julie]

Thankfully you're here to tell the tall Adsum

[john carrington]

Oh thanks I worried it might offend...................

[Adsum]

Thankfully you're here to tell the tall Adsum

 
Julie. You are starting to give me delusions of grandeur or paranoia, I'm not sure which.
 
I am so small that when I was in the dating game and on the look out for suitable dates, I used to walk around with a small orange box tucked underneath my arm that I could stand on, just in case I came across a woman who may have felt inclined to swap spit with me.   

[julie]

that's all right i'm about 5ft9"i could do what ernie did to little eric with his toupee and knock it off

[Adsum]

that's all right i'm about 5ft9"i could do what ernie did to little eric with his toupee and knock it off

 
Knock what off Julie? I don't have a toupee. Now you have REALLY got me worried. 
 
 
When I drove a cab and in the last few days before I retired, Celtic were playing Man City in a
testimonial match, it was a particularly stressful day, lots of singing drunken Celtic fans. I picked a couple of Celtic fans up from Piccadilly station who wanted to go to the Malmaison hotel, which had they gone out of the front of that station was at the bottom of the station approach, so I was less than pleased, having waited for an hour on the rank. No cars would let me out onto Fairfield St so I forced my way out when I saw a gap between a car and a plain grey van. The driver of the van blasted on his horn and without turning round to look at him I gave him the finger.   
 
 
The next thing I hear sirens and the grey unmarked van pulled along side of me.  Two heavily armoured Robo style cops screamed at me to get out of the cab and stand behind it. I got out to be confronted by 2 giants in body armour who said to me, "Do you often give the finger to the police"? At this point I lost it and screamed at them. "Do you always drive around in unmarked vans refusing to let motorists out, and blast your horn unnecessarily? Do you know sounding your horn without good reason is an offence"?
 
 
 
 I was screaming and ranting at them at the top of my voice. I was purple with rage. The taller cop leaned down, patted me on the top of my head and said, "Calm down little man before you have a heart attack". "Now get going before we book you, and don't give the finger to police again". With that they walked away laughing. 

[john carrington]

I was driving a late night bus from Manchester to Rochdale when I noticed while stopped at lights the car in front had firearms on the back seat.
I called it thinking they where up to no good, later to be told that was an unmarked police car, and the two occupants where in fo severe discipline for leaving said guns on display............

[julie]

erm in the interests of equality could we have wimmin points as well?

[Adsum]

erm in the interests of equality could we have wimmin points as well?

 
I suspect you could be  a woman Julie. Feel free to add any anecdotes you may wish to contribute. 

[Cupcake]

A bloke who pulls women whilst driving a sand blasting van gets extra man points. 

Julie was referring to that one, I think, Adsum.      No, Julie, we can't have wimmin points.  It's a bloke thing and they'd all sulk if we tried to join in.  Some round here are still huffy cos we get to vote.....    

[Adsum]

Julie was referring to that one, I think, Adsum.      No, Julie, we can't have wimmin points.  It's a bloke thing and they'd all sulk if we tried to join in.  Some round here are still huffy cos we get to vote.....

 
 
Whoops! I really should learn to keep away from forums whilst under the influence of alcohol. 
 
However I do think that giving women the vote and taking them out of the kitchen was a bridge too far. They have even started to allow wimmin into the MENS games room in my local club. They will be taking over the committee next.