Aye Adsum, giving children dopey names is basically branding them for life and consigning them to a fulfilling career stacking shelves in supermarkets and all that. This trend for stupid names is getting out of order.
There should be a system like in Iceland (the country, not the supermarket)

Where they have a list of 1,000 or so 'approved' boys and girls names, and if parents fancy a different name, it has to be submitted to a panel for approval or rejection.