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Wytchfynder

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Re: Everybody Panic!! Level 3 Heatwave warning for North West
« Reply #15 on: 17:45:37, 20/07/13 »
Plod are entitled to raise an eyebrow when dudes are travelling through their patch with anti social equipment.  If you'd arrived in Spain unhindered, might've been a level 5 Heatwave in progress and foolish things could've occurred. Kent plod did you a favour.
 

john carrington

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Re: Everybody Panic!! Level 3 Heatwave warning for North West
« Reply #16 on: 18:04:01, 20/07/13 »
I refuse to answer that on grounds I could incriminate myself...................Anyway when they tugged me again whilst driving that Scottish bints car back to Dundee. I thought this is getting out of hand so I put a tenant in my Spanish home. And haven't returned since. I reiterate I am guilty of no crime, how can you be held on an alleged crime that never even happened................I know it could of, I can read your mind some now Whytchy...............LOL
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Wytchfynder

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Re: Everybody Panic!! Level 3 Heatwave warning for North West
« Reply #17 on: 18:28:36, 20/07/13 »
Act in haste, repent at leisure and all that.  If anything unsavoury had occurred, Inspector Clouseau could've solved that one  ;)

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Re: Everybody Panic!! Level 3 Heatwave warning for North West
« Reply #18 on: 18:59:36, 20/07/13 »
I'm told a lot of people just vanish in the Sierra Nevada mountains............I looked myself and I can believe it too................ ;) 
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Wytchfynder

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Re: Everybody Panic!! Level 3 Heatwave warning for North West
« Reply #19 on: 19:35:47, 20/07/13 »
 

 
 
I wouldn't wanna be wearing that in Level 3 Heatwave. Anyway whats wrong with having 5 wives?? Say Cheese

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Re: Everybody Panic!! Level 3 Heatwave warning for North West
« Reply #20 on: 19:52:49, 20/07/13 »
Drinking during level 3 is bad for you too............
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Wytchfynder

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Re: Everybody Panic!! Level 3 Heatwave warning for North West
« Reply #21 on: 20:08:59, 20/07/13 »
Breaking News!!!  Met Office has now placed us temporarily on LEVEL 2- ALERT & READINESS ::)
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23387517#
 
HOWEVER!!!......"Temperatures are expected to rise again next week and people are being urged to avoid sunburn and prevent fires"
 
PLEASE HEED THE ADVICE AND DO NOT SET YOURSELVES ON FIRE!!  :o

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Re: Everybody Panic!! Level 3 Heatwave warning for North West
« Reply #22 on: 20:38:27, 20/07/13 »
Slap heads advised to wear the old four knot handkerchief............
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Re: Everybody Panic!! Level 3 Heatwave warning for North West
« Reply #23 on: 20:53:40, 20/07/13 »
Are they advising level 1, 2 or level 3 knots? or have the 'authorities'  left you free to decide for yourself?

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Re: Everybody Panic!! Level 3 Heatwave warning for North West
« Reply #24 on: 20:56:40, 20/07/13 »
the more knots the higher the U.V. threat...............cheers buddy...............LOL...
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Re: Everybody Panic!! Level 3 Heatwave warning for North West
« Reply #25 on: 21:15:15, 20/07/13 »
My advice to you during this crisis is to register yourself with the Heatwave Slaphead Safety Scheme.  They will advise on the  safest level of knot for your hanky, and a 24 hr emergency callout home visit system is in operation to help those who cannot find their heads. 
 
Do not panic though, the HSSSS  website assures slapheads that their heads are unlikely to fall off in a heatwave.
 
Register now on their website
 
http whatawasteofpublicmoney. gov.uk

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Re: Everybody Panic!! Level 3 Heatwave warning for North West
« Reply #26 on: 22:08:58, 20/07/13 »
Fell of my chair @ that one Whytchy...............Only top topics here..............LOL..
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Re: Everybody Panic!! Level 3 Heatwave warning for North West
« Reply #27 on: 22:23:25, 20/07/13 »
If youre thinking of suing me for compensation for injuries falling off the chair and a new chair, forget it matey  ;) 
 
Get a claim in sharpish to the Level 2 Heatwave  Victim Chancers Compensation Bureau and get more £££ off them O0
 
File your claim at http anotherwasteofpublicmoney. gov. uk

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Re: Everybody Panic!! Level 3 Heatwave warning for North West
« Reply #28 on: 22:43:10, 20/07/13 »
Didn't think of that till you mentioned it Whytchy, I best go to www.sueadodgyforum.co.uk I'm not taking this abuse lying  down. Said the actress to the Bishop............ 8) Dopey me used that one I really must start wearing my glasses..................... :-\
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Re: Everybody Panic!! Level 3 Heatwave warning for North West
« Reply #29 on: 23:37:55, 20/07/13 »
I'm only insured for things wot might 'appen  to others in a Level 1 Heatwave,  and as you fell off your chair and injured yourself during a Level 2 Heatwave, youre out of luck.
 
Its not my fault anyway if you've wilfully ignored the Elf N Safetee advice on correct posture, injury avoidance and safetee when using computers.

People should blame themselves if theyre using computers and not wearing crash helmets, elbow and knee protectors, shinpads, padded gloves, and the floor is not covered in fluffy cuddly toy animals to absorb impact.
 
Its basic common sense innit  ;)
 
 
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